hire me!

the wonderful task of looking for a job is about to descend upon me. how i love job searching. there is nothing quite like cover letter and resume writing. when did it become such a BS speciality? i hate the super inflated type language that is required. why can't we just write like it is - i have a degree, i did well in school, i have the following skills ******, i enjoy ***** i can do the following **** i can bring the following*****. instead there's this whole 'resume' discourse out there and i hate it! maybe i should attempt the 'cut to the chase' approach - i won't waste your time and vise versa and lay on the line what i can do. hmmmm. it would be interesting to see what (if any) responses i'd get. if i wasn't on the brink of desperation i'd try. anyone know of any good jobs out there?